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Old 01-13-2011, 07:27 PM   #822 (permalink)
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square , Rome .


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
Everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
People call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
Everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


Slim,


Tall,


38D breast,


24" waist and


34" hips.





When she walks into a room, people say, "My God!"
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