Originally Posted by LunaZ

• b) realize it's not about me

How do you know the guy in the truck wants to teach you a lesson?
Maybe the guy in the truck really likes his truck and figured that parking next to a shiny sports car is a safe bet. His truck looks shiny and brand new from what I can see in the pic. Is he driving alone? If yes, then his passenger side door won't be opening towards your car, and unless you're a fat-a**, you have plenty of room to get in your car.
Chill out. It's not worth getting worked up over. You'll be dead by the time you're 30 if you keep up this stress level.