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Originally Posted by ImportConvert
Well then you're just not going with the statistics very much, are you? Venus Williams is statistically much more likely to have something.
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Why, because she's a black woman?
C'mon, man. I don't think Venus Williams is your average black woman (or average woman period).
I have never seen a single story of her that was negative or revealed any hint of either drug use or "looseness" on the sexual front. I don't have any sort of thing for her in particular, but I was trying to think of someone famous who I would actually feel fairly secure with.
Another one, surprisingly enough, is Shakira, who, despite her total hotness
, has been with the same guy since 2000.
That's the kind of girl you should be looking for... one who has mainly been involved in monogamous relationships. Inevitably the number of sexual partners for these types of girls is the lowest you will find (except for fugly girls, who have the lowest number of partners of all girls!) and thus the best chance you have of avoiding STDs.
Or you could just be a monk, but that doesn't seem like any fun at all!
