Man, sorry you're looking to sell so soon. Like just about everyone else has stated, just get a nice dd, you can find a safe one if that's the issue and keep the TT.
DD that meet your requirments that come to mind: Xterra, altima, 4door civic, corolla, honda fit, honda element, murano, accord...
there's plenty of options in the used market.
Oh, and Frost---
, that was some funny sh!t man.