Quote:
On the Porsche Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom."
"Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... being stabbed?"
"Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would."
On the Renault Clio V6: "I think the problem is that it's French. It's a surrendermonkey."
On the Porsche Cayenne: "I've seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!"
"A turbo: Exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens, and you go faster."
On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG: "It sounds like Barry White eating wasps."
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If only the US hosts could come up with that type of insanity.
