Originally Posted by shadoquad

Has anyone else ever been to the skymall? It's actually pretty nice. It's floating at 50,000ft over western Kentucky. It took engineers 70 years to build and is only reachable by aviation. It has a starbucks and a mcdonalds of course.

But the location really sucks. I mean, apart from the occasional helicopter pilot, it's desolate. And it's staffed by a bunch of snooty teens whose parents can afford jetpacks for their kids.