It is a fact of life .....
Dog have masters, cats have slaves ................
Therefore, we have to apply the simple "Rules of Life" .....
Rule #1: Never get angry
Rule #2: Always get even
Soo ....
Take 1 hessian bag
Trap cat
Put cat in hessian bag
Place end of hessian bag around exhaust outlet, tie with cable tie (zip tie in USA ??)
Start car
Wait 8-10 minutes
Turn off car
Remove hessian bag from exhaust
Dig hole
Bury cat
Retain hessian bag for next cat
Thereafter, nod to neighbour when next you see him/her (Remember Rule #1) and then Smile knowingly (remember Rule #2)
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