Holy ****! That's ridiculously funny, and sad at the same time, on so many levels.
Short version if you don't want to read the thread: A clueless guy with a sportsbike posts on a bike forum (and the dude's been there for a year with 2K posts, I might add...) that his engine was running rough, so he stopped by a gas station and bought two bottles of NOS-brand fuel additive to fix it, and dumped them both in the bike's tank. 10 miles later bike dies.
Nevermind the fact that fuel cleaner probably wasn't going to solve whatever his original problem was... and nevermind the fact that that would have been enough additive for like 30 gallons of gasoline that he just dumped into a half-empty bike gas tank....
He actually bought NOS-brand energy drink at the gas station, and poured two bottles of energy drink in his ******* gas tank!
Pic linked from the thread, someone there made it:
