Originally Posted by phelan

A teacher gave her students an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.

The next day, the kids came back to class and one by one told stories about spilled milk and pennies saved. When it was little Janie's turn she walked to the front of the class and gave her presentation:

"My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 enemy troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife until the blade broke, and then killed the last with her bare hands."

'Good heavens!' exclaimed the teacher. 'What did your daddy tell you the moral of the horrific story was?'

Little Janie replied, "Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."