A man's wife is in a horrendous accident.
At the hospital, several hours later, the doctor emerges from surgery with a solemn look on his face. "Mr. Arnold, your wife is going to make it. But she's suffered considerable damage. She should live for another 40, maybe 50 years, but she'll have no control of her motor function. You'll have to feed her, bathe her, wipe her. Your life will be one of servitude for the rest of your life."
The man starts to collapse in tears, but the doctor interrupts with a big smile, "I'm just fuckin' with ya, she died an hour ago!"
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