Originally Posted by Jeffblue

When you pick out your next car, make sure you pay close attention, as these details are certainly the most important aspects of a car

1. how the door sounds when closing it
2. How many Suit Hooks
3. what kind of statement you are making by owning the car.

I searched urban dictionary, for Turk, which is usually a young, wealthy as$hole who flaunts everything they have. However, this one cracked me up.

17. Turk 31 up, 113 down

Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
"Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk. "