I took the car for a wash because it was bloody filthy. Got it back and was admiring it only to find a big old chip in the front bumper.
Oh well. I'm not bothered. Although I'm posting this 'news' here, it isn't a wah, but a 'it's only a car and it was bound to happen sooner or later' kind of thing.
Besides, I'm always relieved when the first knock/ding/chip happens because the second one isn't so bad. And then the third barely matters at all.