Thought this was funny. At work i always park off in the back of the building where no one else parks because its not under and trees and no one drives or parks there. Naturally, when i return to my car, this is what i see.
Nice door Dent:
Spots as far as the eye can see:
As you can see, i'm literally the ONLY car parked in the entire row of spaces:
See! no matter where you go, they will park right next to you for no reason, and park as close as they can to the line.