Took my kid to the dirt bike track. Was sitting in my Sequoia. Lifted F350 parks by me. So high, I'm looking at the bottom of the doors when I turn my head. Door opens. Ladder comes out and a "small person" climbs down. I looked down and he was giving me the stink face. Took the ladder to the back. Climbs up. Gives me the stink face. Gets on top of a huge yellow ATV...Blasts around for 25 minutes and reverses the process. Looked like he was riding on the back of a dragon. Why the stink face? I thought he was going to run over me with his truck.
Also saw a "size challenged" chick riding a mini bike the same day. Covered the rear tire and flab down to the axles. Should have seen the jumps. Had to ask my kid twice if he saw it, and to make sure his brother didn't slip a tab of something in my water bottle to mess with me. Compensating for??
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