Originally Posted by ShifterGT

Ok I got a military joke.

So long after the Vietnam War, when most of the veterans were dead and gone, but some were left. The government decided to do something for those veterans. They decided they would measure from one point on their body to another, and for every inch they get $1,000 bucks. So people come in to get measured, some from one tip of a finger to another ETC. But an older vet comes in, walking cane and all. They ask
"Where do you want your measurments from"

The vet replies "From teh tip of my penis, to my balls"

"Are you sure thats the best bet, I mean I'm not trying to be rude but there is probably a better choice for the money"

"I'm sure" He says

So the old man drops his pants and they go to measure, lifting his penis, the man measuring freaks out and screams

"Where the hell are your balls!"

To which he calmly replies with a smile
"Vietnam"