I must have missed something cause I don't get how she could have "parked" her car in such a manner without noticing she was touching your car? This looks like it was done on purpose rather than just plain bad parking.
I also think I would have lost my nerve... well not physically (no need for that really) but verbally for sure.
Why is it always nice cars that get damaged by fools? You don't see crappy cars getting damaged by bloody nincompoops