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Old 04-27-2010, 04:06 PM   #688 (permalink)
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a inventor goes down to the patent office, he has created a flavored apple. he has created an apple that tastes like roast beef. hes very excited, takes his ticket at the office and takes a seat,... he waits... and waits...his ticket number is called, takes it to the clerk.... the inventor lays the apple out on the counter and the clerk says "this is just an apple", and the inventor says, "take a bite"...clerk does so,..."this tastes like roast beef!"...,inventor asks him to turn it over and take a bite of the other side. Clerk does so..."this tastes like apple pie!"...pause....the clerk tells the inventor "you know,...we'd make a fortune if you made an apple that tastes like pussy!...we could sell it to the porn industry and make millions!" The inventor realizes he's right and says " ya, ya! okay I'll do that"...month passes by...inventor comes to the patent office, same routine, takes his number, and waits, and waits...clerk calls him up again and the inventor proudly lays the apple on the counter. the clerk excitedly grabs the apple and takes a bite quickly! Clerk spits out apple "this is horrible! This tastes like ****!"...the inventor tells him to turn it over
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