Nissan 370Z Forum - View Single Post - Ok who here would have sex with Elton John for $1 Million USD?

XwChriswX · 04-14-2010, 07:20 PM

Here is my plan...

1. Spend $50 for a Fleshlight

2. Give said fleshlight to Mr. John

3. Mr. John learns of this beautiful thing called the Vagina.

4. Mr. John has sex with a woman, and realizes his calling...

5. Mr. John thanks me for showing him the way, gives me 50% of his fortune.

04-14-2010, 07:20 PM	#61 (permalink)
XwChriswX WFLYIDNNE Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In The Fastlane Posts: 50,648 Drives: 02 GDB WRX Rep Power: 452	$50 Investment turns into Millions Here is my plan... 1. Spend $50 for a Fleshlight 2. Give said fleshlight to Mr. John 3. Mr. John learns of this beautiful thing called the Vagina. 4. Mr. John has sex with a woman, and realizes his calling... 5. Mr. John thanks me for showing him the way, gives me 50% of his fortune. __________________ Bonnie - Stage 2, Audio build coming this fall! R.I.P. Abby 3/29/10 - 3/30/14