The first week after I got my new car, I parked it in the garage. I opened the garage door and some stupid dog ran inside. The owner ran into my garage to retrieve the stupid dog before I had a chance to tell him to stop. He basically picked the dog up and held in his arm, and the stupid dog was waving his two front paws and left two 5-in gashes on the driver's side's door. Worse, my car is black.
Now the car looks like it's driven by Wolverines.
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