I'm thinking of sticky taping pictures of the 19's onto my wheels like that kid did on the Ford Territory commercial. Then I'm gonna drive to Carlos Ghosns house, bitch slap him, crap in his rose bushes and pee on his shoes. Or, dress up as a woman (which I frequently do on Saturday nights) seduce him, make him fall in love with me, make him propose then leave him at the altar with just a photo of the real me next to my 18" shenanigan wheels.
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