I had somebody pull up along side me in an early 2000s Mustang GT on the freeway last night. I ignored him and his engine revving until he sped off ahead of me, showing the freeway traffic what a huge penis he had.
10 minutes or so later, I hit traffic. As I crawled forwards, I could smell a terrible smell and the air was growing thick with smoke. I eventually discovered what it was. It turns out that racer guy had decided he wanted to stop racing and instead take to his feet because his car was on fire.
