Do you have any idea how tiring it can be putting on purple sweatpants like this? I'm going to take a nap right now just from thinking about it.
North Carolina
For my own sanity, I have to assume that she is shoplifting pork roasts in her shirt. Simply because there is no possible way those are what you think they are. They can't be, I refuse to believe it.. Don't try to reason with me.
Arkansas
I guarantee that nobody in the country HAS ever, CAN ever, or WILL ever rock out as hard as these two in Walmart. End of story.
Arkansas
Just because my reflection is in those pants, doesn't mean I can see myself in them...
Georgia
Not quite sure what all is going on here, but I can tell you this, none of its good.
California
I see you got this whole cross-dressing Shrek thing going for you. Not sure it's the best look to go with, but that's your call.
Texas
See if you can spot who in this picture is slowly being scarred for life.
Maryland
I like talking to her because she always seems so surprised and interested in what i'm saying. That, and because she kinda looks like the old lady in Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights.
Idaho
Great, now where is the official Megan's Law inspector?
Ohio
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! This is one dream I definitely don't want to be in.
Texas
You know there are easier and less painful ways to let everyone know you weren't asked to Prom when you were younger..
Texas
I'm just going to go ahead and say it. Everyone knows it's taboo to wear your horse tail and flame boots after Labor Day! There, I said it, it's out on the table now!
Unknown
Well if the Cowboys want to call themselves " America 's Team", they need to have a true American cheerleader. I think we have found her.
Arizona
No need to wrap up that bologna, I'll just put it in my trash bag shirt.
Ohio
Well, only one tail on those jean booty shorts would have looked ridiculous.
Missouri
You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
New York
From what I can tell, you like playing soccer while lifting weights and fishing?
California
