Actually it is you who are wasting our time. Some of us have the time to waste (cough) thankfully. Coming in here with what looks like a well thought out legitimate FS thread was a great start. You took pictures and were very descriptive. GJ
Bashing the couple or few at most prospective buyers that have contacted you was not the most intelligent way to go though. More than likely these people were more or less feeling YOU out. It's a 2 way street, no one is just going to blindly hand you money for something as iffy as a car.
It's not even a quick process when it's a brand new car with a factory warranty and a large dealership to go after if there's any issues. You are selling a highly modified
salvaged car. It won't be easy, period.