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BanningZ · 03-09-2009, 07:07 PM

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.................................................. ......The Epic of Nogoodname007.................................................. .....

The collected works of an Off Topic thread collaborated by various members of the370Z.com edited by BanningZ

Someone named nogoodname007 went to school up in Montreal. Dad apparently didn’t because, he couldn’t get it up,
however they both passed their ED, and got a job undersmelling bloated caribou that don't fit. "However," they thought,
“WTF, we should smoke some more crack, since the caribou call the escorts and got moose for sweet lovin.” But the
moose wanted sweet romance and started to make googly eyes, and licked his lips in ecstasy. The moose then starting
making noises, as it got all heated up from seeing naked Nogoodname in his nipple tassels, only while rubbing his
small little member and blowing kisses.

Then Nogood went to the horny moose road to see magnanimous entrophied skylarks, but all their freed, generous
mudspats, and Burt Reynolds' car gave succor to an elderly woman with multiple hemorrhages on her brain. (Then he said
to a) dead monkey's uncle, “You fail hard, I love scotch.”

The Elderly woman; she Kept Everything but her v-card. Who uses vcard? Every girl does.

“Lol what the hell is his sweet cherry pie doing in my (house?, the old woman said). You just lost!” “No,", he shouted.
“Chubbs ruined it for miserable people”. “On the internets, who are bored?” “YO, I is back!”, (he proclaimed) “the story
restarts!”

“My life is absolutely horrible, because I’m still single because I can’t get a girl.” “Nevermind mate, sorry I asked about
that cheese.” he said. (Then came) that return of (the) Purple Dishwasher Monster, Nogood’s horny moose!
But then came Shumby with his massive calcium deposit, that came from jerking it too hard from that, overdose of milk,
with some Nesquick. A nasty combination of drinking Ensure from a bottle, which came from a contaminated source of
baby formula.

Then came the life changing moment (for Nogood). Quoted he said, "I am Nogood!... infinity and beyond!” He then
slipped, and fell down in to a big pile of hot steaming poo!!!! But luckily he had on his giant body condom, which was filled
with all of funny shaped leftover scabs from the giant puss filled dinner he ate.

With his date during the late evening, he'd masturbate, furiously thinking about obese old ladys, in white stockings and
tight t-shirts. He'd then clean himself up, and lick the remaining sweat from his legs and quickly chowed down on Shumby's
French poodle with curly hair, (Which) had a name on the collar which
was inscribed, “Little Bow Peep.”

Starting again:

"He was full..."