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Old 02-18-2010, 06:16 PM   #561 (permalink)
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This one you might not really understand if you don't ride motorcycles but I like it regardless!

Okay, I'm 25 and I've now got a 16 year old girl coming on the back of my bike for some rides. She's the daughter of a friend/co-worker and she's really really cute.

Anyways, she sits so tight into me that her boobs press into my back. I can't seem to ride much on the alert side. Sometimes under heavy braking her pelvis presses tightly into my lower back/butt. Her hands support her by reaching around me and onto the tank. When we stop at the lights, she rests her hands on my thighs, rather close to the ... err you know!

So, is it wrong to ask her ...















... "stop smacking your fuckin lid into the back of mine!"
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