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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel
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Never play the lottery, but my wife does.
Wife: you get your tickets?
Me: No, I’ll blow my money on something else.
Wife: but it’s up to 11 bazillion dollars!
Me: $100,000 would be fine I don’t need 11 bazillion dollars.
Wife: you’re an arse. If I win I’m not giving you any.
Me: I’m not worried.
Wife: you’re an arse!