Story Time
Me: Goes to Auto Parts store. Followed by a crusty Z
Walks into store. Crusty owner behind me: "Hey I have a Z too!"
Me: Turns around, looks at a slammed black faded 2010 base model with a Tomei. Probably hasn't been washed in over a year.
Me: "Wow man....that's eh neato." gives sarcastic thumbs up
Crusty owner: "Bet mine's faster than yours, it revs to 8k rpms! and its
tuned by Admin" Roll my eyes harder than I ever have
Me: "Wow, so you're running an aftermarket oil pump?"
Crusty owner: "Aftermarket Oil Pump?"
Me: "So your tuner didn't tell you that the oem oil pump tends to fail at 8k rpms? Your motor is running on borrowed time"
Crusty owner: "What?, that's not true"
Me: "Sigh, good luck man."
Crusty owner: "Want to race?"
Me: "I'm going to walk away now."
