A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through
Washington, DC., and those fuckers deducted $95.00 in taxes.
__________________
This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan.
Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan
|