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Originally Posted by Spooler
You young gentlemen have no idea. A midlife crisis is not a man's fault. It is the women's fault. Nobody tells you but the oil well runs dry after your wife goes through Menopause. I suggest you get as much as possible before that time comes. I am having to go down to the courthouse tomorrow to file a lien ag Puffy Bray. Yes, for lack of payment. All those things that were bought on credit and not paid for. I haven't had any for 5 years. Why give Puffy anymore money, I can just spend it on stuff I want. So, the midlife crisis of a man is actually a lack of nookie crisis. Enjoy your time before then and waller in the nookie because at some point the well will run dry.
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Not trying to be a smart azz, but I am confused about this... Are you saying you haven’t had pussy in 5 years, or you haven’t had credit in 5 years?
And who is this “Puffy Bray”? Is that the secret code word for your weiner?
I guess I just am having trouble following along tonight...
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