Well I have one of my twice a week PT appointments today. I get to drive 60 miles and have these young nymphette nurse therapists crawl all over me and try to stretch my neck and shoulder a bit. Some of them are pretty dang nice...
Of course, I can’t put any of my signature super-smooth moves on any of them, because Mrs Spoiler is sitting nearby in a folding chair...
(Well that and a few other reasons... but, in my mind...

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