I wonder how much time I shaved off my life the past 2 days. Cleaned the shower yesterday and almost suffocated myself using lemon bleach. And then accidentally melted one of those plastic domes used in microwaves this morning to the point of the entire kitchen being filled with thick smoke. Whoever left that thing on the stove instead of PUTTING IT AWAY LIKE A CIVILIZED PERSON deserves the smell of nuked plastic.
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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR
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