The fastest route takes me all the way through the wonderful state of Illynoise.
Considering what I'm bringing along, that doesn't seem like a very good idea.
I definitely have no desire to see the inside of an ISP state lockup for transporting alcohol across state lines or anything else for that matter.
The next fastest route takes me up to Cedar Rapids and across I80, still a little too close to Crook County....
I think I'm going to go across I70 to almost Indianapolis, then head north on 31.
Thoughts?