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Originally Posted by Rusty
I'm not a city boy. Never lived in the city. Been rural my whole life.  Too many azzholes in the city.  |
But when you live in the city you get to fck with the azzholes
I remember a trip to NYC when I was in middle school (so 1992ish) the teacher told us not to make eye contact with people on the sidewalk. Kid had already been mugged in the airport when we arrived and lost nearly $1K in spending cash - lol serves him right, privileged fckr. My parents sent me with $40 spending cash for the trip
Anyway, I took that as a challenge. Even got one guy to say "fùck you" to me as we passed simply because I was smiling and staring at him with such an on-top-of-the-world-shìt-eating-grin. Teacher grabbed my arm and quickly pulled me away as I responded with "have a nice day". To this day it tickles me how shitty that guy's life much have been to just blurt out like that to a 12 year old
Nowadays, I look for the azzhole glued to their phone. Line myself up with them and stop 10 ft in front of them and brace for impact. Best case scenario is I have something to drop so I can just give them that much more shìt about paying attention to where they are walking. Or they just fall over from the impact (haven't done that one in a while
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