Originally Posted by BettyZ

Black bears are black.
Brown bears are brown.
Grizzly bears are brown with faces shaped like pie tins.

Old Eph will wreck your *** post-haste. Fun fact: the West wasn't truly open to settlement until the widespread distribution of the Sharps breechloader. Nothing else could reliably take a grizzly down until then. Ask Rusty, he rode the first wagon with a load of Sharps out west.