Originally Posted by Spoiler

My bacon has a first name, it’s ...O S C A R
My bacon has a second name, it’s ... M A Y E R
Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I’ll say...

“What’d I miss duuude, where’s my invite duude, I oint like it duuude”

Then I will make these crazy faces;







and then I will throw a Miami gang sign of..