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Originally Posted by madwi
Idk. One thing is they must live in the gym because she has prepared us sooo much good food. No idea how they are skinny haha
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Well I used to be skinny too. That is before I got this bacon monkey on my back.
Yeah, I remember like it was yesterday when I touched my pork for the first time. It felt so good, so right. I knew I probably shouldn't touch it every day, but I just couldn't stop.
Mom used to see the grease stains all around the house but she never really said anything. She would just say, “Boys will be boys...”. I remember when she and Dad got me fitted for my first pair of safety glasses so I wouldn't get it in my eyes..
....To this day, I am still wearing glasses just like they warned me about.
Now fifty years later, and its still the first thing I pull out each day to enjoy.... to get it sizzling hot and watch it splatter... it still makes my toes curl... oh gosh...
