02-06-2010, 09:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Philadelphia
Age: 37
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Awesome stuff in this thread, I think I'm only up to page 30 something. So if this is a re-post sorry.
From one of my favorite blogs called Don't Even Reply - Emails from an *******. Guys finds craigslist ads and responds to them, some of the top ones:
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Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org
Hi,
I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
Mike,
Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
From Shannon ******* to Me
NO.
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Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything of equal value!
From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson
Hey,
I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that ***** just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?
From Jim ***** to Me
Ha ha! Very funny. I am married and don't think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer though!
From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****
OH **** YOU MIKE!! DROP ******* DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF **** I ******* HATE YOU!!!
From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****
**** YOU, you stupid ****! What are you doing on the computer? I figured you were ******* Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I'm sure he's looking to stick his **** in some rotten pussy. You ******* twat.
From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****
MIKE YOU ******* ******* THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE
From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****
Ooh I'm real ******* scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black **** in your mouth you ******* WHORE
From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson
Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.
From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****
TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR ******* WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF **** HUSBAND WITH IT
From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson
Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his ****.
From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****
**** YOU
From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson
Will both of you shut the **** up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus ******* christ man c'mon!
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