On my wedding night. After a pretty killer after party, that I enjoyed but didn't participate. At around 2 am. I drove several blocks to purchase Whataburger for my ex-wife. The blow up doll was still in the passenger seat from the wedding. If you think the valet guys got a kick out of it, you should have seen the Whataburger staff. They took pics and everything. Got a free meal out of it, not that I was interested.
This (or something similar) is what I envision happening to Rusty's corpse
