Kayaking yesterday went well. Still have all of my extremities.
Was gliding along this lily pad covered river and was about 6 feet from a giant set of eyeballs and nostrils floating there when I realized that it was about an eight foot gator lying in wait for his breakfast. Some air bubbles came out of him as he sunk under the surface and I went right over the top of him.
I am so lucky that I didn't wear my bacon flavored skivs yesterday. If I had, I just might have wound up being one of his Scooby snacks...
No flying monkeys though...