Originally Posted by Rusty

Had to take a trip to the bathroom. Smeared my azzhole with Vaseline to prepare myself for what was coming. By the time I got done. The Vaseline was gone. Think I only got 1st degree burns on it. When I wiped my azz. I could smell the toilet paper starting to burn. I went to flush and looked down in the bowl. It was looking back at me with green eyes. That nuclear waste I ate, mutated what was in me.