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Originally Posted by BettyZ
Chicken: you hit a chicken.
Fish: you have flood damage.
Cologne: you hit a pedestrian.
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Feces: you ran over a Yankee.
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Originally Posted by BettyZ
How about because I'm younger, bigger, stronger, and better-looking?
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I'm older and have more insurance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QtjRPHFMMQ