Originally Posted by BettyZ

GF been complaining that the neighbor's not-unattractive daughter keeps giving me the eye when she leaves their house to go jogging - hello, yoga pants! So I bought some arbor vitae's to plant along the boundary. Started digging the first hole. Learned that the biggest damn murder-swarm of honeybees known to man had hived up in a rotten timber next to said hole.

On the plus side, so many stings = never having to worry about arthritis.