Originally Posted by Spooler

Are we going to read about you on the news?


"An older worker at Home Depot had a Sr. moment unloading a truckload
of pumpkins today. He started throwing them off the truck and taking them out in the parking lot. He then began to throw them against customer cars and screaming like a little child. When the police caught up with him he was riding a corn stalk around the parking lot. He was later arrested and taken into custody. He was diagnosed with Dementia and Alzheimer's."


Who would have thunk it...