Originally Posted by Mergnthwirker

A man walks into a bar....

A rather ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.

What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the
railroad tracks. On my way home from the bar, last night, I noticed a young woman, with a fantastic body, tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'

'I Don't know. I Never found the head."