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Originally Posted by JLarson
After years of obesity, rising blood pressure, and being at high risk for a stroke and heart attack, I guess you could say that the tapeworm actually saved my life!
-Clyde, age 42, tapeworm success story. Documented evidence presented by the Foundation for Alternate Weight Loss.
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Solid idea!
Also, we could quite possibly get the Fast Food Industry on our side by proving that there's absolutely no weight gain or negative health consequences associated with a high fat, high calorie, high stupid, high carb and/or high sodium diet as long as eaten in conjunction with the TWD3000, or TapeWorm Diet 3000!
Imagine: "Hi, I'm Bill, I ate Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese and Bacon with large fries and bottomless Pepsi drink twice a day for a month and actually lost weight. Thanks TWD3000!!!" As he shows you he's basically swimming in his former size 52 waist jeans.
****This diet is so right for today's America!*****