I was driving to work one morning and some really really cool kid in a pimped out Sunfire thought it would be really cool to try and race me.
So he pulls up beside me and starts revving his crotch rocket. So I play along I rev my car a little and make the crotch rocket shrink a little...
He then (feeling smaller and a little less of a boy) takes off and well
. I DIDN'T because I am not an idiot... (did he really think he could beat me???)
Anyway about 10 seconds after acting like a douche bag a cop walks out from behind a tree and pulls him over.
As I drive by the cop gives me the thumbs up
and was laughing his *** off, he watched the whole thing.
Love it