Originally Posted by Spoiler

Sad news to report ...

My ZdayZ plan has changed somewhat. Me and Mrs Spoiler are still going to be there, but Big Sharon will not be attending now.

BS wanted me to tell EW in some calming way, but lets just get right to it...the wedding is apparently off...

Big Sharon met a guy (Earl?) at her Overeaters Anonymous meeting and has already moved in with him. Our whole family is quite upset as we were all planning on EW being Big Sharon’s Prince Charming....

Daddy had even got his old flatbed Ford running again as he was going to haul the bridesmaids up to Fontanna on it. He’s pretty tore up about this change of plans. Momma is too.

EW please accept Big Sharon’s apology. She felt pretty bad about it, but said that you will just have to suck it up. She hopes that you don’t make any poor choices while you are on the rebound like some guys do..



Sincerely,

Your almost future Brother in law.. Spoiler