Fully infused with strips of pork now, I have just built a temporary widow-maker style of scaffolding on my curving stairwell to allow me to balance a 10 foot ladder on 2 planks so that I can paint the 16 foot ceiling.
Should I not survive today’s daunting task, please ensure my body is donated to the Bacon Foundation for research purposes only...
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… I SUPPORT HOES WITH SUPPORT HOSE…
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