Originally Posted by Ghostvette

I have come to the conclusion that EW's gf has apparently kicked him to the curb....

How else do you explain the Debbie Downer attitude...

Dude, you need to post an ad on Craigslist or Backpage that says "Wanted: MILFs for meaningful one night stands. I possess BBC."

You'll be busy for weeks...

Originally Posted by F.I. Inc.

Yes, they are Tony approved! Frank, when I get around to it, I may put your pipes into production. We will call them, "The FP" option.
-Tony