A couple of years ago, about 20 of us on a team were working on a software roll out.. after about 4 months of this assignment, a big shot flys in from Witchita to tell us we we're doing a great job...
He then tells us he would be taking us all to dinner to celebrate how great we were....
We get to this restaurant... fairly upscale steakhouse... and we all eat and drink... the waitress comes over with the bill for 20 of us... About $3900.... I see him whispering to the waitress and she leaves... Comes back with 20 separate checks...
He choked when he realized he didn't want all that on his expense report...
Anyhow... I do my expense report and my boss decides to grill me on the $150 dollar meal... I said listen fugger, the big shot from Wichita took us there and then choked on the bill... it ain't my fault....